"You're So Vain" / Carly Simon

Lately it seems every song I get hooked on turns out to be something I've written about before. So I'm thoroughly jazzed to discover that this earworm -- which has been haunting me since I put it on a solar eclipse playlist for April 8th ("you flew your LearJet to Nova Scotia / to see the total eclipse of the sun") -- is fresh territory.

Honestly?

I mean, when it hit the airwaves in November 1972, this song was everywhere. And I know you know it, so don't pretend you don't.

That fall I had just discovered a local "all hits all the time" radio station in Springfield, MA, that I played constantly (no Spotify back then, kids, no computers -- I actually played this on my clock radio, since I didn't even own a car at the time). This rolled up regularly, alongside the Doobie Brothers ("Listen to the Music"), America ("Ventura Highway"), and Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show ("Cover of Rolling Stone," which -- prepare to have your mind blown -- was actually written by Shel Silverstein). And yes, also Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman," so Carly wasn't the only chick putting out feminist manifestos at the time.

Simon had already been on my radar, with her moody, angsty "That's the Way I've Always Heard It Should Be," which came out a year and a half earlier, blowing my young mind by questioning the marriage/kids imperative. 

But this song? This was full-on female swagger and sass, with perfect pop instincts. Best of all: It's a riddle for the ages. Because who exactly WAS this egotistic ex she's skewering? Mick Jagger? David Bowie? Warren Beatty? David Cassidy? The one person she has definitively said it wasn't was James Taylor, whom she'd married just before the song came out. Damn -- way to play your cards, Carly.

But all that buzz obscures Carly's classic songwriting chops. She starts in verse one with a skewering real-time shot of the preening male diva -- "You walked into the party / Like you were walking onto a yacht / Your hair strategically dipped below one eye / Your scarf it was apricot." In verse two she widens the shot to Mr. X's jet-setting activities, at the Saratoga racetrack ("where your horse naturally won") and up in Nova Scotia viewing the aforementioned eclipse. How coolly she backs into her devastating remark, "You're where you should be all the time / And when you're not you're with / Some underground spy or the wife of a close friend..."

And then in verse three she makes it personal. "You had me several years ago / When I was quite naive." Has she moved on? Enigmatically, she comes back with "I had some dreams /They were clouds in my coffee / Clouds in my coffee..." Well there's a whole world there to explore.

Funny thing is -- fifty years on, I can still sing every word of this song. Hard-wired, I tell you.

Happy St. Paddy's from Dexys Midnight Runners

Yes, those Dexys Midnight Runners, and don't pretend you didn't love their big 1982 hit "Come On Eileen." Just in case you were on another planet when this single hit the airwaves, here's my previous post on that beloved hit. 

Dexys Midnight Runners generally get clocked as a one-hit band. But just listen to this track, the first single released from Dexys 1982 album Too-Rye-Ay (and the album's first track). What's sad is that I've never heard it before, and it's actually every bit as catchy and delightful as "Come On Eileen."

Everyone's having fun here, the scrappy vibe propels it forward (those spiky fiddles playing like a soul band's horn section), and there's a riff I can't get out of my head. 

We could be listening to the Dubliners and the Chieftans singing the auld tunes on St. Patrick's Day or we could be having a rare bit o' fun with Kevin Rowland (aka Dexy). I know which side of the soda bread I'm slathering my Kerrygold butter on.

"The Guy Who Doesn't Get It" / Jill Sobule

Okay, this song has been obsessively occupying my cerebral cortex for at least a week now. Maybe writing a blog post is the only way to exorcise it. Trouble is -- and this, dear readers, is at least two-thirds of why I so rarely post these days -- I've already written about this song. Back in 2007, in fact. Because the songs I love keep coming back to me, and this is one I really love.

Way early in my blogging days, back when iTunes still was a Wild West of user-posted playlists (like Spotify was just a few years ago), you could actually discover new artists from other music fans. Somehow I landed on someone's playlist of great girl singers, or something like that, which is where I first found this song. I instantly fell in love with Jill Sobule's music. I'm way down that road now; I've bought all her albums, seen her several times in concert, subscribed to her Patreon account. So writing about this song is more than deja vu all over again. It's a tribute to how satisfying it is when you see how right your first impressions were.  

Jill Sobule is like this great girlfriend you can sit up late with, drinking margaritas and eating Doritos and getting slaphappy. Her songs are so perky, her voice so kittenish, you don't realize at first how snarky her lyrics are; then suddenly you're in on the joke and you love it -- like in this brilliant song from her Pink Pearl album (2000).

The joke here is not that the girl singing the song is suicidally depressed -- although she is -- it's that her obtuse boyfriend hasn't got a clue. "Can't you see that I am dying inside?", she starts singing, in that sweet-and-innocent voice, even before the listless acoustic guitar and bored-sounding drums lurch in -- "Can't you hear my muffled cry?" On the second verse, a lazy slide guitar joins in as she wearily elaborates: "Don't you know my life's a quiet hell? / I'm a black hole, I'm an empty shell / Does it occur to you that I might need help?/ You're the guy who doesn't get it."

Okay, that's the premise; we've all known/dated/married men like this. But then, Jill being Jill, she pushes the scenario into Luis Bunuel territory: "Say I'm in the tub with a razor blade / You'd walk in and ask me "How was your day?" / Then you'd lather up and start to shave / As I bleed on the new tile floor..." The NEW tile floor; that's the detail that grabs me -- trust a woman to notice, even as she's slitting her wrists, that the blood's going to ruin her nice new floor.

She could say anything and he'd never notice. In the next verse, she compares him to Nazi collaborators; in the second bridge she hauls out one more melodramatic scenario: "Say the car exhaust engulfs my brain/ The Nembutol is racing through my veins / You come in and ask "Are you okay?"/ As I close my eyes forever." Pause and -- wait for it! But, erm...

A plunking piano ambles in, as if it's not even worth the effort to get the notes right. Jill tries the chorus one last time, asking wryly, "What's going on inside those vacant eyes?" And of course she has no answer -- none of us do. None of us ever do. But sometimes, the only thing that keeps you sane is knowing that at least your girlfriends know just what you're talking about.